Fencemaster’s lair

Ho ho ho

said santa,

as he walked through the streets of Amsterdam.

i take it no-one is bilingual then.

Rats.

There goes that idea.

First bus have a sign, advertising jobs as for people who want to be professional bus drivers.

I wonder who they end up driving for?

Everyday, my email mail box gets spammed full of messages I neither want nor need. At the moment, I appear to be getting many about penile enlargement. Haven’t these people heard of simply padding it out with some strips of old newspapes and magazines, held in place by an elastic band?

Do you speak languages?

Please translate the following phrase:

“my life is in ruins” into your own language

and let me see the results.

Thanks!

When you are ill, you have to eat too much chocolate.