Ode to random violence

The community care for
And one day, He was
able to go shopping.

Silas purchased
from the shop-
a cordless Drill, and a
Large drill bit.

Whilst shopping, Silas asked
to try out a sanding
attachment. It worked well,
Though the assistant didn’t like it.

Later, whilst visiting His
Silas sat on the bus,
Eager to try out his new toy.

A child, next to Silas,
Began to misbehave. This
annoyed Silas, so He drilled
through its parents’ heads.

And Silas was content, though
the child still misbehaved
for at least it was no longer the
fault of its upbringing.

Silas in the wilderness

The happy little bluebirds
No longer fly.
They cannot – for
has been here.

Once, when He was younger, and
Less well
He had visited the park.

Being miserly with truth,
Silas reinvented the
Dodo. Perhaps He was
Confused, but Wingless bluebirds
Do not look similar.

Silas was pleased though,
For when He threw the
Birds, at least They
Didn’t fly.