Artist needed: I want to get the Gwen Penguin stories illustrated / animated. Can anyone help? I appear to have no talent. Although that’s another story.
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Ongoing project
Isolate. Hide away. Deny name when called. Abuse, avoid, destruct. Again, louder. Ignore the olive branch. Think of nothing, constantly. Refute the positive. Notch up the days. Don’t learn. Don’t change. Compound thoughts. Self obsess. Portray one aspect as a whole. Desaturate. Drown out life. Live in white noise. Hurt friends with rebuke. Embrace guilt. Risk everything.
Repeat.
If this site has been updated, chances are I’m not dead.
Please sponsor Oliver Gray to run the London marathon.
I’d run it myself, but, er, I’m a lazy bastard.
Negative emotions are just reasons for drinks waiting to happen.
Apparently, this blog / web site does not give an accurate picture of what I am like if you meet me.
However, I prefer to think that, if you met me, you wouldn’t get an accurate idea of the type of web site that I would design.
Woo, I got a ticket for Glastonbury.
Is there any
hope
for the Pope?
nope.
I just bought a video camera.
Yay.
Reasons not to ride your bike on ice:
1. You fall over the handlebars, land on your head and shoulder, fracturing the latter but making no noticeable difference to the former.