It was inconceivable that she wouldn’t have reservations
given who I am
but
now she’s told me.
It would be nice to have been able to impress her with
my personality.
Or failing that with something superficial like
looks or
money.
Never mind.
It was inconceivable that she wouldn’t have reservations
given who I am
but
now she’s told me.
It would be nice to have been able to impress her with
my personality.
Or failing that with something superficial like
looks or
money.
Never mind.
I went to the gym
and took a session in
semantic training.
Now I’ve got
pecs
and not
man tits.
Billy was known as
the goat faced boy
At friends’ houses
Billy would be offered
jelly, ice cream
and on really
special days
some fizzy pop
But Billy preferred
to eat the curtains