Woo. I’ve now had 400 visitors. And, according to the stats, all but two of them are called Colin.

Yay.

Apparently it annoys people when you rig their votes.

An assessment of the future.

Possibilities:

1. This site will be resumed shortly.

2. This site is suspended, pending an investigation into the author’s talent.

3. This site is now closed. All posts will be permanently deleted by 15 May. Or sooner, if I can be bothered.

4. What the hell is this site, and how did I get here?

Vote, using any means possible.

2 minute warning. Sketch outline for short.

At table. Radio and TV on. Reading paper.

spread out.

Dipping soldiers into an egg, that spills across the news.

Pan to headline.

He ignores spillage, turns page.

Attention to radio. Warning of something immanent.

Radio is turned off / goes off.

TV. View of 2 anchor people. Male and female.

Final warning. 2 minutes. Man at table opens a bill for electricity. presenters speak rhetorical questions of what to do. Male answers. Wants female. Tries to atack / rape when no response. Man at the table pours out a cup of tea. Takes another bite of soldiers. Looks at a picture on the fridge. A family. He is not in the picture. TV shows pictures of army movements etc. Back to presenters. Male is being hit back by the female.

The okay sounds. False alarm. Announced by the female.

Ends.