In response to a question

I have no recollection where I first saw the graphic for Alexander, the Man who knows, although I think it was around 1996.

Have a google, and you will find several reference to this early mind reader and magician. What is interesting is that the original artist interesting sold the act, including the persona, to a fellow entertainer.

Like Alexander the man who knows, I have a fine collection of hats, and can read minds (subject to complexity).

Nice things that people have said to me project

You don’t look too much like a freak when people have got used to you.

Even better news is that the same person assures me that this web site is not a good reflection of what I am like in person.

Car related regrets and amusements

At the weekend I realised that in the past, when I had owned a whilte car, I had missed out on the opportunity to write “Polite” in mirror writing on the front, put a couple of extra aerials on it, and then drive up behind people on the motorway and make them paranoid.

I’ve just been passed one of the labs upstairs. On the benches are skulls in plastic bags. Maybe I could borrow a complete skeleton and sit it in the right hand seat of my car, as I drive on the left?