I have given up beer.

Crisps next.

Juvenile existentialism:

I’m so glad my name isn’t Richard Splash.

Found a picture that I took of the millenium wheel in London.

I really must go on it.

1.12 am. Just got back after a weekend filming. Vampires. What a good job it was fiction, otherwise I might have been bitten.

I’ve now got my own 404 page. Yay.

Note (May 2014): this may have been more exciting before wordpress.

I have started to write to breweries, to find out for myself whether their products are vegan. Many aren’t. Including former favourites that I had thought okay. Curses.

FAQ

No, I am still not Joel’s brother.

Wow. I’ve just looked at my web stats. Never bothered before. So I am getting hits after all. How curious. Perhaps I should start to edit my work?

Two bottles of absinthe

one spoon

a veitch.

who says a new decade brings maturity?

Forgot to say.

The plane didn’t crash.

Twice.

Which was a bonus.