Reply
Category Archives: blog
Film comment: I Heart Huckabees
The existential dectective drives a Citroen DS. Hurrah.
I have to say, though, that quite why anyone in a studio thought that “I heart Huckabees” would make money is a mystery. I enjoyed it. But it did seem as though it was always going to alienate the audience. In the large screened cinema of this place there were 5 people watching, two of whom left part way through.
Ho ho ho
said santa,
as he walked through the streets of Amsterdam.
i take it no-one is bilingual then.
Rats.
There goes that idea.
First bus have a sign, advertising jobs as for people who want to be professional bus drivers.
I wonder who they end up driving for?
Avoiding surgery project
Everyday, my email mail box gets spammed full of messages I neither want nor need. At the moment, I appear to be getting many about penile enlargement. Haven’t these people heard of simply padding it out with some strips of old newspapes and magazines, held in place by an elastic band?
Do you speak languages?
Please translate the following phrase:
“my life is in ruins” into your own language
and let me see the results.
Thanks!
Genius by a child:
When you are ill, you have to eat too much chocolate.
Tesco replied!
They have chosen to give me clubcard points as I couldn’t get in for a refund. Not sure if they do clubcard points for 45p, but I’ve wasted too much of mine and their time to query it further, and look forward instead, with some degree of excitement, to the next statement.