The weekend was fabulous. Travelling to Paris in a black 1972 Citroen DS, and then meeting thousands of others for a game of grid lock in the city centre. On the Saturday night, there was the miracle of the feeding of 4000. I learned the French for “I am vegan”: j’ai faim.

Pictures will follow.

Tonight I shall decorate the climbing wall

with flailing limbs

and

a good sprinkling of expletives, as they

look so pretty

when they fall to the ground.

Things to do when you stop drinking

1. Buy colourful clothing.

Woo. I sparkle these days.