Unoriginal line:
I’d die for a cigarette.
Monthly Archives: March 2004
I love to watch politicians going through customs.
In many cases, the green channel seems entirely appropriate.
I love the morning
first hit on the fag
whisky on the cornflakes
its so refreshing.
Pea Poem
The first time that I lived
it was marrowfat peas
brought my senses alive
with gravy
and a nice pie
3/5/03
untitled
Went to the dentist
you’ve got to laugh
its the gas.
untitled
When I speak
no-one
believes me
When I write
they decide
what is true
Amended 4 June 2014
Isn’t it annoying.
You try to exorcise demons, only to find that they get leaner and stronger than you.
On Ambition
If I work really hard they might give me a promotion, then I can get a new suit, ooh, and perhaps save up for a new car, the Fiesta looks nice doesn’t it, one of my neighbours has got one, red, I think, makes him seem even more dynamic than ever, he parks it on the drive in front of his house, lovely estate, his is a luxury house as the paint in the bathroom was a different colour, I only got a single bedroom but that’s okay, only me there normally, well, aside from the obvious at the weekend.
The trouble with mediocrity
is its success
Miso soup
Appearances can be
deceptive
words
are not
misoginistic
but really
reflective
of ability
to make
anything
work