The trouble with not having a dishwasher is that there is an inevitable stack of plates at all times in the kitchen.
That is, until now.
I have invented something that ensures that a dishwasher can be fitted into even the smallest room of the house.
In fact, perhaps its most likely that this will always be used in the smallest room.
The Patent Toilet Bowl Dishwasher Cage.
This simple wire basket sits inside the porcelain, and has sufficient space to contain a bachelor sized assortment of crockery and cutlery. Simply pour on some washing up liquid (or shampoo, since you will most likely be in the bathroom) and repeatedly flush the toilet.
Your dishes will emerge sparklingly clean.