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Unspoilt pubs for nice people

Aunt Sally
cooked poisen
in her kitchen
and
fitted her house with
themed family fun.

Aunt Sally
had no taste and
the food she cooked
all went to waste
as we stabbed her
in the eyes
with a vinegar bottle.

Rediscovered 21 January 2004

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