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- Billy the goat faced boy
- Gym
- Another year
- Perfect summer's day
- Self diagnosis
- For a-z
- Untitled
- Memories of a lover
- Untitled
- Irony
- Fitting in
- Untitled
- Low temperature
- After the accident
- One went on foot
- Non-responsive corpse
- Kebab
- I have a short attention span
I tried to hide
got a job as an accountant
took a holiday in Spain
only drove in Ford cars
wore a Ben Sherman shirt on nights out
relished Pizza Hut
extended my salary with credit cards
took initiative on lunch breaks
drank down at the local
kept old trainers for the garden
But they found me
saw in hand
buzzing like average
as I tried to make
two point four children
29 September 2002