Drugs and Pies

Do you use smack? Are you fed-up with standing out as a druggie thanks to your gaunt face?

We have the solution.

Introducing Heroin Pies (TM).

A fantastic hit, in a pie. The more your dependency, the fatter you get – and the less you’ll stand out on your way to and from the den. Contains some vitamins. Not that you’d care.

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