What is it with builders?

I need one to build a new staircase, and to fit a kitchen and make some general repairs. Nothing outstanding. But some good money for basic work.

And yet… yet I can’t get the bloody work done. Its driving me mad. The house feels like a prison, no-one I speak to takes it seriously, and the builders continue to fail to turn up. I’m at the point now of moving out, selling it as it is, making a massive loss, because I can’t take it any more.