My take on the 2 minute project. Things may be shorter.

Say I love you

Read the Sun

Flick TV channels

Eat some chips

Smell flowers

Look at pictures

Sit in the sun

Swim a length

Have a beer

Talk to a friend

get undressed

Walk by the sea front

Surf the web

Foreplay

Boil and egg

Fill the car with petrol

Spin on a roundabout

windowshop

plan the future

have a wee

clean your teeth

Buy a ticket

Watch the sun set

Have a cigarette